Dear Governor Rounds:

Since abortion is murder, why not make it a capital offense to kill an unborn child? Yes, make the penalty for any woman who has an abortion or any doctor who performs an abortion execution. I guarantee that if we lethally injected a few of these folks, the abortion rate in this country would plummet. And while we are at it, let's make it a capital offense to masturbate, since millions of sperm die every time a man ejaculates. In fact, let's set up screening clinics to make sure that if a woman has a period, that she didn't unwittingly spontaneously abort a baby. Of course, the penalty for this offense, which I call "menstrual manslaughter" would only be ten years in prison, rather than death.


Sincerely yours,

Out of my mind in NC