Monday, February 23, 2004

INSERT CLEVER APHORISM HERE

IDIOT CELEBRITY QUOTE OF THE WEEK (non-Bush Administration division)

"Martin Luther King Jr. suffered from infidelity, so did John F. Kennedy. You're more likely to find great leadership coming from a man who likes to have sex with a lot of women than one who's monogamous."
--Ethan Hawke to reporters, perhaps trying to explain rumors of infidelity to estranged wife Uma Thurman.

IDIOT CELEBRITY QUOTE OF THE WEEK (Bush Administration division)
"The NEA (National Educational Association) is a terrorist organization."
--Bush's Secretary of Education Rod Paige, referring to the lobbying tactics of the nation's largest teacher's union.

Just like I thought--to this administration, everyone who doesn't agree with them is a terrorist.

(This blog will be updated later tonight).