Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Woohoo! Terror is Over (If You Want It)!

What, you haven't heard? Well, just look around you, silly.

John Ashcroft's new lullaby:

"The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved," he wrote (in his resignation letter).

Ruh roh! Then there is this...

Scratch that. Get me Ashcroft on the phone. This eagle ain't soaring.