Friday, November 05, 2004

Voting Machine Error Gives Bush Extra Ohio Votes

Error?? "Extra"? "Votes"? Jeebus! How's this for a headline, you namby-pamby, democracy-stifling bastards:

Rove Cartel Fixes Election via Electronic "Voting" Machines Owned by B*sh Backer: Democracy Subverted!

Okay, that might be a touch too long, but you get the point.

P.S. Heck. I guess I mean, thanks for writing the story....