Monday, November 15, 2004

More "Uniting Not Dividing" From the Preznit

WASHINGTON -- The White House has ordered the new CIA director, Porter Goss, to purge the agency of officers believed to have been disloyal to President George W. Bush or of leaking damaging information to the media about the conduct of the Iraq war and the hunt for Osama bin Laden, according to knowledgeable sources.

Disloyalty, is it? Disloyalty to dumbyass?? Do CIA officers pledge their allegiance to the preznit, or are they charged with serving their country??
"The agency is being purged on instructions from the White House," said a former senior CIA official who maintains close ties to both the agency and to the White House. "Goss was given instructions ... to get rid of those soft leakers and liberal Democrats. The CIA is looked on by the White House as a hotbed of liberals and people who have been obstructing the president's agenda."

The CIA as a "hotbed of liberals"? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAH! But it must be true. Our witless leader hath decreed it so! But wait. The next bit is important: The CIA "have been obstructing the preznit's agenda." Un-f*cking-believable. Oh my God, our long national nightmare is never going to end. I am so sick of these people, I could burst. What an irredeemable cabal of sociopaths these pricks are.

Then I saw this line and it gave me hope:
One of the first casualties appears to be Stephen R. Kappes, deputy director of clandestine services, the CIA's most powerful division.

I've said for years that I cannot understand how Prick and Dim Son can expect to get away with scapegoating the CIA at every turn. At the very least, this seemed impolitic; at worst, it seemed highly dangerous. I mean, they are the CIA. They've still got some power, don't they? We'll see.