Wednesday, October 06, 2004

Haiku on the Veracity of and the Curious Choice of Descriptors for the Veep

"I never met you."
Dick don't need no stinkin' facts!
Gravitas, my ahss.

Avuncular veep?
Dick to facts: go f*ck yourself!
My uncle's nicer

I have suspicions-
If Ch*ney were your neighbor:
Get off-a my lawn!

What's this "gravitas"?
A serious demeanor?
No "de-", just meaner.

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