Friday, October 22, 2004

Get Your Fear On

Okay, I'm sorry, but the new "Wolves" ad doesn't impress. The shameless hucksters at B*shCo. should stick to their ham-handed, bludgeon-you-over-the-head-with-a-truncheon-of-fear-and-if-that-fails-lie-through-their-capped-teeth style of communication. Symbolism is not their forte. I think the puppies look pretty. And, btw, how DARE they even employ any of the symbolism of Nature, which they have done more to desecrate than any administration in history? Plus, I think the ad "reads" perfectly as a warning not to let the wolves of this administration guard our henhouse any longer. Woe to them if somehow this plays without the actress-y voiceover from someone auditioning for, like, "Alien Erotics IX" or something. Idiots.