Saturday, October 02, 2004

Get Your Damn Furriner Friends to Vote for Kerry!!

The French will determine our next leader! The UN weighs in! The Coalition of the Galling! Send them all here now!

Okay, they can't really vote in the election -- that is, until Karl Rove figures out a way for this to benefit the Boy in the Bubble -- but they can make their voices heard. Check it out. It's no surprise to anyone who hasn't drunk the Kool-Aid, but it's interesting.

Sidenote: Is it just me, or has John Kerry suddenly become sort of attractive following Thursday's "debate" (read: routing)? Hmm. I'm going to extrapolate from my pop-psychologizing to announce confidently and with much bluster in the fashion of the punditocracy that this clearly signals a turn toward Kerry by the nation's women, who, driven by their subconscious interest in his strength and sexual power, now recognize him as a leader with an inherent protective kick-assness. Then again, it could be that any man who stands straight, strong, and sincere while passionately articulating his plan for a better world is attractive to people who suffer under the whims of a defensive, arrogant, and petulant incompetent, whose exercise of power gives them the heebie jeebies (plus a rash, shortness of breath, heart palpitations, and, in rare cases, stroke).

Remember: vote early and vote often. November 2 is just around the corner!
Dissents and Laments


Anonymous Anonymous said...

This AE sounds like one smart, sexy, beautiful woman! I wish I could meet her!

12:50 PM  

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