Sunday, October 17, 2004

Extinct Species Watch: Evidence of a Scrupulous Republican!

Sit down, friends. I know this may come as a shock, but there are actually Republicans who do not worship at the altar of avarice, duplicity, and malfeasance!

Have smelling salts nearby. Don't say I didn't warn you:
In both presidential debates, Kerry has shown himself to be of far superior intellect and character than Bush. He speaks honestly to the American people, his ethics are unimpeachable and, clearly, with 20 respected years in the Senate, he has far better credentials to lead the country than did Bush when he was elected four years ago. And a far greater depth of understanding of domestic and foreign affairs to do it now.

Not that the sitting president has ever really been at the helm.

I am more fearful for the state of this nation than I have ever been -- because this country is in the hands of an evil man: Dick Cheney. It is eminently clear that it is he who is running the country, not George W. Bush.

Thud. (sound of ae fainting.)