Thursday, February 19, 2004

Good Work If You Can Get It

I'm shocked. Shocked, I say! Who'd a thunk that one of B*sh's cronies would be a lying, cheating, slimy swindler?? There's just no precedent -- er, well, besides Cheney with Halliburton, Richard Perle consulting while on the Defense Policy Board, Ken Lay bilking his company of hundreds of millions...

So Chalabi's friends and family made $400 million? Hmm...

Um, since aWol's not a *statistician* and can't understand his own budget failures, maybe Chalabi will loan him back some of our money, boost us up a little bit.